Suggestions for questions (not to) have interviewers ask: (These are NOT SERIOUS QUESTIONS..
for entertainment purposes only! )

Begun by Jemock on the Clack House... continued by other members of the Clack House

1. Did you see the card?

2. What do you think about your fans?

3. Who is your hero?

4. What's the weirdest thing a fan ever gave you?

5. Do you still talk to Ruben?

6. What do you think about your fans?

7. Would you like to have a talk show?

8. What are you allergic to?

9. What do you think about your fans?

10. Are you dating anybody?

10.a What do you think about your fans?

Other members suggest:

11. Are you still able to go to the grocery store?

12. So how often are you able to talk to your momma on the phone?

13. Is it true that you can turn your feet around backwards?

14. How can such a big voice come out of such a little guy?

15. I hear you don't like cats. Why is that?


16. Do you think you could go back to teaching?

17. Are you still friends with Ruben, Kim Locke, ______ (insert random past Idol)?

18. Who do you like on AI this year - can you offer any advice?

19. Do you still chew your toenails?

20. Did Corey Clarke really sleep with Paula Abdul?

21. Did you sleep with Paula Abdul?

22. What is the name of the latest crap you put in your hair?

23. How did you come up with the names for your dogs?

24. Who is your decorator?

25. How do you pronounce Bubel, anyway?

26. Who is your favorite singer?

27. Who does your hair?

28. Did Paula really sleep with Craggle? 

29. What do you think of interviewers who ask fans to create their questions for them?

30. How did you start your BOOBUL Aiken Foundation?

31.Did you get cut from your high school musical?

32. Do you like to swim?

33. What was the deal with that woman on the plane?

34. Do you think the AI-2 vote was rigged?

35. Where did the word "Claymate" come from?

36. Why do all your fans want to "mother" you?

37. How many Christmas story submissions did you read?

38. Why did you get the Rolling Stone cover before Ruben?

29. You've been seen a lot lately in a green fuzzy sweater with a strange collar. Can you share with us the reason why?

30. After you won (oops, almost won), what was your first big purchase?

31. What's your favorite color?

more still....

Where is your house?

How big is it? (the house people, the house)

How many people did you have to fight off in order to be able to host Clive's kiss-off party? 

What's with the attachment to a certain fugly green sweater?

Why are your fans so entranced by your PANTS! THIGHS! ASS!?

Which other Idol is on your speed dial?

When is the tour with Kim Locke going to start? Is she your bestest friend?

Any new dogs in your life?

Why did you go blonde?

Will you be on American Idol this year?

What are your dogs' names?

Do you think you will leave LA?

Could you see yourself living in NY?

Do you think you will ever be in a Broadway show?

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Or are you thinking of the Claymates?

How many children do you have?

Do you ever plan to get married?

When do you start Spamalot and what is Spamalot, anyway?

Do you have a foundation for retarded children? (very unPC)

What''s your favorite color?

Who makes better ribs, Texas or N. Carolina?

You're asking me to leave?

Me??????

Do you still like Kelly Rippa? 


Do you think that Rosie O"Donnell has a big mouth?

Do your fans throw panties on the stage? 


Are they crazy? 


How did you come up with the name Claymates? 


Who is your favorite AI judge? 

Are your fans crazy?, or are you being polite by saying we are enthusiastic?

Have you personally met Monty Python?

Is the way you look in the Jenna Bush party photo "The Real You'?

Do you still watch American Idol?

What ever happen to the blue shirt of clingy goodness that you wore for the Miami IT tour?

 Will you be wearing the red leather jacket on your next tour? 


 Do you like being an elfin pixie or do you wish you had grown a little taller? 


 Why aren't there more covers on this new CD? I thought that was your specialty. 


 Why didn't you wear that green sweater to the Jenna Bush book signing since you love it so much? 


 Is it true you sent your spare set of angel wings to little Davey Archuletta on AI7?

 Do you know where your hands have been?

 Are your feet really 13 1/2?

 Why do you think L.A has rotting souls?

 Was ATDW really mandated? 

So that same old hairstyle that gave you during American Idol - ever think of trying something new?

So how often do you and Simon get together for dinner?

I bet you and Ryan are still good buddies, huh?

I hear you and Kim Locke are roommates! How's that going?

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