Transcript of first Q & A (unofficial) 

Clay: Hey everybody. I have this thing turned on mute so I can have Jerome lay down a few ground rules. We all know what happens when one bad apple says something inappropriate. It's gross and stinky, and I disappear for six months. 

Jerome: Ok heads up. No touching, no grabbing, no clutching, no fingering, no eye contact, no kissy lips, no mouthing words of any kind or language, no sign language, just sit on your hands and don't make me come over there, no questions about his private life, no questions about his future plans, no stupid questions, no boring questions, no questions we've heard a thousand times over, no questions we don't feel like answering, no questions about the origin or the manufacture of the fan club crap, no criticism about dead lobsters, and no questions if you aren't someone he knows already. 

Clay: Is that it? 

Jerome: I'll interject as needed. No tree nuts. 

Clay: Ok, then, let's open this baby up and see what comes out. 

PhavPhan1: OMG Clay remember that time you played games with us and ignored everybody else? 

Clay: No comment. I love my fans. All of them. Even the ones I don't like. 

PhavPhan2: When will we see you again? 

Clay: Duh. I'm not a fortune teller. 

PhavPhan3: When will you blog again? 

Jerome: No questions about blogging. 

Clay: Jerome, I'll take this one. Why do you need a blog when you have THIS? 

Jerome: Good one. *high five* 

PhavPhan4: Do you like potatoes? 

Clay: I don't like that question. BE CREATIVE, PEOPLE!! Jeez. 

PhavPhan5: Um, I was, um. What if. No, when...., um. 

Clay: Soon. 

PhavPhan6: * 

Clay: Ok, that was fun. See ya'll next year. Hope you're enjoying the new and improved OFC!!!! Write that on your dry erase board and stick it somewhere. Like the refrigerator. HAHA! Love you guys!
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~Jemock